- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

I hate blackniggers

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??