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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

your face

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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