- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

wael.. nuff said

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Sarah Palin.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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