Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

whats gay and american? a gay american

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

my mind's eye?

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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