What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

N-E Pats never cheated

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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