What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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