What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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