Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I'm rick james bitch

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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