Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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adam hodgson !

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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