Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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