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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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