- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's your guys names?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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