knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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