- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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