- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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