- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

i wonder who made this website? a human

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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