- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Caramel Boing.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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