- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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