What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Equal rights!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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