A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

13 =B you just learned something

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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