The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Pickles are powerful

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's the new green? Green

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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the economy.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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