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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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