- Anti Joke

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

aodhan hearty

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

YOU

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot