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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

matt has ebola...funny right!?

I put my baby in a microwave.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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