Homosexualism is so gay man

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

whats my name? Matt

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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