- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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