- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Kevin and Ramin

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Good job, son.

Wenis Penis

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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