- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

It's all Taggart

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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