- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Balls

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Neil is a reterd.

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