roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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mikey is cute

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Neil is a reterd.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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