Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A black student graduated High School

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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mental kid

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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