- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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