Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

The GOV and the WHO?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

ecks! why zee?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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