Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

hi mom

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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