Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

sadf

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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