Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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I went to work today....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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