What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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