How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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France had one revolution

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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WOw you have no life

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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