Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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