If the 49ers won the superbowl

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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