- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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