- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

I walk into a bar...

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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