you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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eat a hot dog

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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