- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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