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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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