- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Caolan and Eamon

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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