Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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cancer

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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