- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.