- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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