I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Me Neither.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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